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以下是第八集，并祝大家新年快乐。
[糊涂侦探.第一季].Get.Smart.-.1x08.-.The.Day.Smart.Turned
86:Take it easy, take it wasy, I\'m coming I\'m coming.You get the wrong apartment, there is no party here.
A:Somebody is after me ,I need your help ,Let me in,Please.
86:Listen wrangler, I don\'t want to be a party pooper, but you got a knife on your back, did you know that?
A:My stomach, I must talk.Imust talk.
86:Take it easy, now take it easy.
A:Must talk.
86:Alright, I just like to begin to you panel this couch here.
A:No,they might come back.Please another room aonther room.
86:I\'ll take you upstair the bedroom,now wait a minute I\'ve gotta a plan here.I\'ll just take you up the old fireman\'s carry.I\'m gotta an alternate plan. there you go will be alright.Listen I once know a guy with a knife in his heart, lived for 15 years, would you believe it.
A:That\'s hard to believe.
86:Would you believe 15 minutes?
A:I don\'t think so.
86:How about a pen in his nose?
A:You\'re just tring to cheer we up.
86:Take it easy. It\'s going to be alright.
A:I got a information matter of life or death, must talk.
86:First, you\'ll sleep then you\'ll talk. Now just lie back, and you\'ll fell...
A:Oh!
86:Oh, terribly sorry about that. Sorry partner, now I\'ll never know what you want to tell me.
A:Information must talk.
86:Yes I\'m listening cowboy, come ahead.
A:They\'re going to poison a man.
86:Poison, poison who? Well partner, you\'ve tried. At least I know they\'re going poison someone I\'d better notify the chief.
A:The ambassador.
86:The ambassador? They\'re going to poison the ambassador?
A:Yes, the ambassador.
86:Are you finished? Well at least I know they\'re going to poison the ambassador, but which ambassador,which ambassador? Hello, cheif, this is Max, listen chief, I don\'t exactly know how to tell you this , but I got a dead cowboy in my bed and they\'re going to poison the ambassador. No, chief, a dead cowboy. No, chief, I\'m not crazy with fatigue I\'m telling you there\'s a dead cowboy in my bed. Yes, well I think you\'d better get over here in the double. ten minutes, right chief. Cowboy the chief\'s on his way he\'ll be here...Cowboy, cowboy, where are you cowboy? Come on wrangler, no hiding now.
Chief:Max, you got to face the facts, you\'re just having a nightmare, a bad dream.
86:Chief,I am wide awake.
Chief:Max, you could pass forward once you get on one of the toughest cases of your career, you travel thousands of miles gathering evidents that would put the leaders of KAOS behind bars.
86:Yes, but I got the evidents, didn\'t I chief, working, driving, pushing, driving, stringing, working, moving, moving, moving, moving. I\'m sorry chief, forgive me, I\'m not myself. I\'m so tied.
Chief:Max, the only thing it will make our case against KAOS is your testimony in that hearing tomorrow morning. Now, you gotta have your wits about you, or all your field work will just be gone, right down the drain.
86:But cheif the ambassador.
Chief:There is no ambassador Max, there is no cowboy that\'s only your own exhausted mind playing games with you.
86:You really think so chief?
Chief:yes I do.
86:May be I should get some sleep.
Chief:Yes I think you ought to get some sleep, because I want you to have your wits about you tomorrow at the courtroom.
86: Maybe you\'re right chief, I must have imaged the whole thing.
Chief:Yes, might help if you going upstairs and get sleep. you\'ll be in sharp tomorrow.
86:Thank you chief, I appreciate you coming over. Sorry about that, chief. I\'d better get a grip on myself. Oh, all things, just a bad dream. Oh, Pardon me fellow. pardon me fellow! you\'re back? I gonna tell the chief, wait right here. Chief, chief. Too late he\'s gone. That means I won\'t be able to reach him untill he get back to his house. The chief is... I don\'t understand, first he was here, then he was gone, and now he\'s back, where could he be gone to.
A:Hid on the ledge, outside of the window.
86:Of cause. No wonder I couldn\'t find you. But why?
A:I heard noises noises, I was afraid they would come back to finish me off.
86:I get a feeling nobody can finish you off.
A:They\'ll come back for me.
86:They? Who are they?
A:KAOS.
86:KAOS, you mean KAOS is going to poison the ambassador?
A:Yes. Tonight the masquerade party of embassy, I was on my there, when they got me.
86:How are they going to poison?
A:A toast at midnight, poison punch.
86:Poison punch ,the embassy, what embassy? What embassy?
A:Morove embassy .
86:Morove embassy .
A:Quick get me a doctor.
86:Don\'t worry about thing, you just stay here and rest to take it easy. There\'s a doctor downstairs. I \'ll get her, take it easy and rest and don\'t get yourself excited. Just lie right there. And I\'ll get the doctor. Now, now Just lie still and don\'t move, and avoid starchy foods. Oh, I \'m sorry but I don\'t have any time beside I have all the brushes I need.
B:Oh, no no no, I\'m doctor Andrew Fish, may I see Mrs. Dorson.
86:Oh, I\'m terribly sorry doctor, but Mrs. Dorson lives in the apartment down ar the end of the hall.
B:Oh, thank you so much terribly sorry I just do.
86:Oh, you didn\'t disturb me doctor. You see I was just on my way out to find a doctor. Doctor, doctor, I think you\'d better step inside.
B:But Mrs. Dorson has just broken her ankle, and I understand she is in great pain. You see the poor woman tripped over her cat, I, I really think I should go.
86:Doctor a man has been stabbed.
B:Where?
86:In my bedroom.
B:Lead the ways. I\'m sorry I\'m afraid I\'m too late, he\'s dead. And that\'ll be 12 dollors please.
86: 12 Dollors?
B:Well, that\'s standard for house calls.
86:I should\'ve brought him down to your office.
B:You just give me necessery details I\'ll prepare the death certificate and notify the police.
86:I\'m afraid you can\'t do that doctor.
B:I\'m required to by law.
86:Doctor do you know who I am?
B:No.
86:My card.
B:Unkeepness fairing to the star. You\'re a refering?
86:No, doctor. if you just hold this card to the light you\'ll see my true identity. Maxwell Smart, secret agent 86.
B:Oh. Is this a security man?
86:That\'s right doctor. I want you to forget everything you\'ve seen and heard this night. Wipe it completely from your memory. Now remember doctor, I want you to wipe everything from your memory.
B:Everything from my memory, even my 12 dollor?
86:I\'ll send you 12 dollors, thank you doctor, good night.
B:Good night.
86:I\'ve got contact the chief immediatly. Hello chief, Max. Listen chief, you know the dead cowboy I told you about, yes, well, he\'s dead again. That\'s not nice chief. Well I have proof this time, you see I brought a doctor, the doctor examined him and annouced him dead. What doctor? Doctor Fish. If you don\'t believe me chief, I \'ll get the doctor, he can tell himself. Hold on. Oh, Mrs Dorson, I\'m terribly sorry to disturd you...
Mrs Dorson:You know what time it is Mr Smart?
86:Yes, but I knew you\'ll still be up with your ankle.
Mrs Dorson:I\'m up rarely without.
86:I hope you didn\'t have to walk all the way to the door.
Mrs Dorson:No, I took a bus from the living room.
86:Mrs Dorson it\'s very important that I speak with Doctor Fish.
Mrs Dorson:Doctor who?
86:Fish fish.
Mrs Dorson:Well doctor fish is out with lawyer bird and farmer far.
86:Mrs Dorson what about your ankle?
Mrs Dorson:what about it?
86:Oh, it\'s very lovely I love to stay and talk about it, but I have somebody on the phone, what don\'t you try to get some sleep Mrs Dorson. Hello, chief, Doctor Fish was gone. But the body is still, you\'d better stand by chief and switch the phone xvb. Hello chief, Max, listen, just forget the whole thing. Just pretend you\'re dreaming I\'m talking to you. Because I\'m dreaming and you\'re dreaming and I\'m talking to you. Can\'t be a dream, not twice in a row. Either I\'m loosing my mind. There is only one way to find out. Hello, operator, this is an emergency, get me the Morovian embassy. Hello, Morovine embassy?
D:Yes this is the Morovian embassy.
86:Listen, this is very important, I get to find out if there is a masquerade party for the ambassador tonight.
D:Yes, it\'s going on right now.
86:I have to speak with the ambassador.
D:I\'m sorry sir, why don\'t you try tomorrow.
86:Why don\'t you understand, this is vital. It\'s a matter of life and death, I\'ll come right over.
D:It won\'t do you any good sir, this is a private party. Even if you\'re invited, you couldn\'t get in without a costume. I\'m sorry.
86:I must get in the embassy. The all night costume company. The cowboy must\'ve dropped this.
D:He took the bait.
B:Of cousre he did. No CONTROL agent can stand up the logic and planning of KAOS. And when Smart gets on that witness stand tomorrow. The whole case against KAOS will be brought out at court, isn\'t that so Dr. Fish?
C:Right, even his chief thinks he\'s cracking up. And now it\'s following to our trap at the embassy.
B:Yes, well I got a change and get over there, it\'s almost midnight.
D:After tonight the whole world will believe Maxwell Smart is a babbling lunatic.
E:I don\'t have a little or any mister. I\'m tring to explaining to you that a follow came in here this morning, kind of a weird looking guy with dark glass and a scar in his face, and he clean me out.
86:Listen, I gonna have a costume, it\'s matter a life\'s death that don\'t you have any thing, any thing at all?
E:Well, it did leave this one costume, I don\'t think you want it. It\'s a return from the forereach club picnic.
86:I\'ll take it, where is the dressing?
E:In there, but now listen you...
F:Well, rise our glasses high. For honor the host, the ambassador of Morovia.
Ambassador:Thank you my friends, this is a proud and wonderful moment for me to be...
86:Don\'t drink that punch, it\'s poison.
F:I know that man, that\'s Maxwell Smart.
86:Mr ambassador as soon as I find out about the masquerade party...
Ambassador:What masquerade party?
86:This masquerade party, that\'s why I have the foresight to take this chicken. These are the worst costumes I\'ve ever seen in my life, you and I are a sinch for first and second prizes.
F:Grab him, he is gone berserk.
86:Mr ambassador, this is a plot against your life. One sip of that punch means death.
F:That\'s ridiculous.
86:Would you believe two sips?
F:Very tasty. The man is obviously a lunatic, now kindly remove this mad chicken.
86:I\'m not a chicken, I\'m a secret agent. Mr ambassador, they are trying to kill you, the dead cowboy told me. They killed him twice.
Judge:Gentlemen, this pre-trial hearing is an examination of the evidence. Determine wether or not a true indictment should be drawn up against certain alleged leaders of KAOS, an international orgnaziton of evil.
G:Your honor, I think we can end this hearing very quick. The goverment\'s entire would-be cases based on the testimony of one man, Maxwell Smart. And we intend to show, Mr Smart\'s testimony is inadmissible. By virtual of the fact that he is incompetent, he arranged and not in full possession of his factualities.
Mrs Dorson:Middle of the night he banged on my door, with a wild looking in his beady eyes, screaming for a Doctor Fish, and tells me I\'ve got a broken ankle.
F:When I drank the punch, he got furious, it\'s apparent that his actions can only be described as ravings of a mad man.
Chief:No, there was no dead cowboy and there was no Doctor Fish. But you have to remember...
G:That\'s all chief.
Chief:I\'d like to point out...
G:Please get down.
G:A man who sees an imagnery cowboy, some living some dead, whose own twist mind manufacts plans to poison ambassador and who likes to dress up like a chicken. That\'s the goverment start witness and the reason why this pretrial hearing is nothing more than an empty forest.
86:You hornor, I beg the court\'s indulgence, I demand the right to cross-examin some of the witness whose testimony is made my future seem, well shall we say dim.
Judge:Let\'s say jet black.
86:Now Mr Dorson, exactly how long have we been neighbors?
Mrs Dorson:Too long.
86:.I wonder if you can be a little more specific.
Mrs Dorson:Six yeas is too long.
86:Now Mrs Dorson, I\'d like you to think very carfully about the next question that I\'m going to ask, take your time, think it over before you answer. In all the year that we have known each other, has there been any time that I have given you calls or reason to suspect my sanity.
Mrs Dorson:Ha haaaaaa.
86:I have here in my hand exhibit C, the chicken head mask that I wore on the night in question, and I would like to put this mask on to recreate the events of that evening.
G:You honor, I object, he\'s turning this hearing into a circuits.
86:I know what I\'m doing, you honor.
Judge:This just Smart, do you have something to say to remove that ridiculous chicken so that I can see your face.
86:But your honor, actually that I find good... Of course, that\'s it. Your honor, actually I\'d like to have the privilege of calling one last witness to the stand.
Judge:Alright, Smart, one more witness.
86:And then did you or, did you not rush across that crowded room and shout:\"I know that man is Maxwell Smart\"?
F:Yes I do.
86:But how could you possibly recognize me when my face was completely hidden by this chicken mask.
F:Well...
86:And what\'s more what man will drink punch that was supposed to be poison. Only a man who knew there was no poison in the first place. A man whose whole scheme was to discredit me and my testimony in this courtroom. A man who try to temper with the federal witness. If my calculation is correct, you are that man, a man who owes his allegiance to KAOS. My your honor, my case is completed. This is your villain, this is your culprit, and this is his gun.
F:Stay back, get away and don\'t move your gun...
86:Please, you\'ll never get through the guards on the front door.
F:I have my own means of escape. Well, Mr Smart, I must say that your logic was quite brilliant, however I really can\'t stay here help you celebrate your victory. I\'m afraid I must I must take leave of you now.
86:Don\'t be a fool. It\'s 5 story straight down to a hard pavement.
F:I\'m on a hurry.
86:Well, that is a quickest way down.
F:You really think I\'m stupid enough to jump off the windows 5 stories high without having taken certain safty percautions? Below this window is a KAOS\' truck full of mattresses. Well gentlmen, farewell.
H:Order, order.
86:Missed it by that much.
86:Wait a minute. Don\'t even have time to fix my breakfast. Oh, hi, chief, good to see you, what\'s up?
Chief:The trial day has been set, Max. We really got KAOS on the run this time. Thanks to you
86:Oh no thank necessary chief.
Chief:Oh yes they are.I\'m afraid I lost faith in you for a little while there. But I must say those KAOS boys did a markable job make me look like you cracking up.
86:I understand perfectly, cheif.
Chief:No, Max. It\'s amazing how much you did seem to think you are a chicken.
86:You know chief, there were times when I really thought I was a chicken. Oh, excuse me, my tea is ready. |
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发表于 2007-12-26 20:53
